The Adventures of Polly Ann!

This was one of my first comics for the book.  As you see Serious Sally obviously wins, because Polly Ann, well, she starts being passive-aggressive.  The plan was to do a series of these matches with Serious Sally, Passive-Aggressive Polly Ann, Concerned Connie, Debbie Downer, Negative Nancy, Sarcastic Susan, and any other people my friends and I came up with.  I think this is the only won I ended up writing.

Polly Ann and Concerned Connie

First, let me introduce you to a few friends. Some of them you probably already know: Debbie Downer and Negative Nancy. But you may not know some of their friends: Serious Sally, Sarcastic Susan, Passive-Aggressive Polly Ann, and Concerned Connie. Below is a comic recreating a conversation between Polly Ann and Connie. I hope you enjoy! :)

Concerned Connie: Hey Polly, I just came over to make sure you're doing okay. You seemed a little down lately... Are you alright?

Polly Ann: Yes. I just told you that on the phone.

CC: Are you sure you're not mad? I know sometimes you're not good at saying what you feel, so blink twice for 'yes' and once for "no" (Silence) Can you hear me?

PA: LEAVE ME ALONE SO I DON'T HAVE A REASON TO STOP BEING BITTER AND FEELING VICTIMIZED!! AHHHH!!!